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zkac:

Police Dogs are a conundrum for me because I love dogs but I hate authority

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officialbeaubokan:

if you’re a girl & you say you’ve never been physically attracted to a girl you’re lying girls are fucking hot

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genderedboy:

"Why do you want this job?"

Because under capitalism I am forced to sell my labor in order to subsist.

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muggletimelord:

inner—utopia:

Bless that one person in every group that is like “keep going, I’m listening” and encourages you to finish your story even when everyone else is talking over you.

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geotan:

grawly:

hanukkahlewinsky:

i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like 

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wwhere is grambnda going???? help her

goodbye grandma

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hecallsmepineappleprincess:

I died laughing for 8 million years

(Source: hellyeahphineasandferb)

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namastayyye:

If you don’t get low key excited when ya girl texts your phone, you’re doin it wrong.