last night i found the most perfect christmas card of all time
i bought it, but i am keeping it for myself.
Baked some iPhone cookies to trick cops into pulling me over, then I just take a bite and ask if cookies are against the law.police officers aretrying to keep unsafe drivers off the road. stop doing stuff like this, its inconsiderate and probably very annoying
nah fuck cops
who he tryna fool, white ppl dont get pulled over