Posted 48 minutes ago

actualubisoft:

I’m so glad this man is guarding our galaxy

(Source: subconsciously-conscious)

Posted 8 hours ago

snarg:

truth or dare more like preform a strange sexual act or tell me who you like

Posted 14 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

asian:

asian:

so im shopping for make up for the girlfriend bc valentines day and holy fuck how do you girls afford this shit

$80 for eye shadow???

is it made out of unicorn shit

what is naked 3

why is it called naked

will it make her look naked

why is it $50

that’s 50 cheese burgers

i can’t deal with make up good bye

(Source: asian)

Posted 16 hours ago

dekutree:

girls: spank me i’ve been naughty

me: its okay we all make mistakes 

Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago
Posted 16 hours ago

Don’t fuck with boys who:

thedangerousautumn:

* are mean to their mothers
* are against feminism
* only want you for your body
* will/are leading you on
* think you owe them something
* think they are entitled to your body

Posted 16 hours ago

hayespeter:

hey jude,

don’t be a lil bitch

Posted 16 hours ago
  1. Person: Have you seen that episode where...
  2. Me: I have seen every episode, go on
Posted 1 day ago

too-fan-to-function:

What an inspiration

(Source: trolltina)

Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
Posted 1 day ago
dildorrito:

what’s the password

dildorrito:

what’s the password

(Source: tibets)